„She’s a million years old!“ Says the guy who’s banging a thirty-year-old (if that) in his eighties. Choke on that one, pop.
Roman doesn’t need any mental gymnastics to like Gerri. And he can handle his dad when they’s arguing in his head. Perfect comebacks, seamless insults, fantastic fucking finishing touches. God, he wants to fuck Gerri. No, it’s worse. He wants to hold her hand, to kiss her in the morning, he wants to make her feel like a fucking goddess.
He just wished he could express all that without sending a dick pic to his father.