Grey dust covered every inch of Starbug's dining table. Lister leaned down to inspect his work, then continued pouring from the container, using his hands to spread it out evenly.
"Sir?" Kryten froze in the doorway.
"Look what I found in the captain's quarters of that derelict! Some advanced tech stuff. Dunno what it is, they spelled it weirdly," he held the container up, "but I'm gonna find out."
Kryten coughed. "Two things, sir."
"Oh, eh?"
"Firstly, that is not a mis-spelling. It's Czech. Biootec, not biotech."
"Yeah? What's the other thing?"
"That's the remains of the Captain's biological father."